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freeze ray 

A game where an individual must stay "frozen" for 10 Mississippi seconds when another person points and says "freeze ray". If they do not freeze they are then allowed to be punched. You get 24 freeze rays in one day, one for each hour, and 2 freeze rays per hour on Tuesdays. If the person you freeze moves while being frozen or does not freeze at all you get your freeze ray for the hour back. The purpose is to get someone frozen when they are in awkward positions.
Based on the freeze ray in Despicable Me created by SHPE @ Clarkson.
Adam (ginger) starts dancing
Hektor (to ginger friend): "Adam freeze ray"
Adam *stands awkwardly for 10 seconds* : I hate you mother f****r
Hektor: LOL

Retro Brain Freeze 

(Verb). A type of blow job; when you put ice water in the females mouth, next you gently insert your penis in with the ice water in her mouth, then you begin to thrust your hips and get a blow job. while receiving, smack the bitch in the temple of her head.
"Hannah is giving Joe a blow job, Joe asks Hannah if he can get a Retro Brain Freeze. Hannah's nipples get hard with excitement. Joe puts the cold ice water in her mouth. Joe starts talking dirty, saying things like "how cold do you like it baby". After Joe is done with this type of blow job, he immediately Smacks her in her head. there is a slight pause... Hannah says softly "I love you"."
Retro Brain Freeze by Graziiboy October 30, 2009

Rectal Brain Freeze 

Noun. Can happen when using a cheap, cold water only bidet in winter. Usually the result of a fine jet of ice water hitting the outer rim of ones exit hole. Can also cause teeth to ache, resulting in a realization that the two holes have more in common then previously thought.
"I just used my bidet I received at the under $20 Christmas gift exchange and gave myself a rectal brain freeze. I also found out I have a cavity."
Rectal Brain Freeze by Farnyblue December 22, 2022

rectal freeze 

When someone is being a frigid asshole.
Hey Joey, you're being a real rectal freeze...
rectal freeze by Gloomklown June 28, 2016

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Halismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Mister Freeze <Victore Freesu>. 

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Halismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Mister Freeze <Victore Freesu>.
Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Halismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Mister Freeze <Victore Freesu>.

freezer rotation

When beer isn't quite cold enough and you have a few brews in the freezer. For each beer you pull out of the freezer you put one out of the fridge back in the freezer
Dude you just took two beers out the freezer, but didn't put any back. You messed up the freezer rotation