A free feel. An
awkward or inappropriate touch that bears no consequence due to its
innocent (and oftentimes
ignorant) nature. A brush of the hand across the body's, ummm... shall we say... private zones.
When she passed me the
baby to hold, I accidentally got a freel.
Dude, that was her friend's booty you were grabbing! And
nobody's mad? Freel of the century, bro.
I was just going for his car
keys when I got a total freel. We both acted like it didn't happen.