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Freedom High School 

One of the fastest growing schools in Loudoun County. Next year (2011-2012) Freedom High School will be the largest populated school in Loudoun. Everybody thinks that Freedom sucks and I mean, it's not the best place in the world, but I think that people overexaggrate. I'm a sophomore at FHS and it's really not that bad here, but there are a few major issues. 1) Everybody who moves to Freedom hates it because we're all "snobs & sluts". 2) The boys here won't go out with a girl unless she IS a slut or she's just a tease. 3) All of the boys think that the girls who aren't sluts are ugly, even though the boys here aren't exactly Jake Gyllenhaal. 4) The lax players think that they're the best things to ever walk the planet. 5) Students here always complain about how much they hate Freedom because it's so boring and stupid, but when they are asked for their oppinion or asked what to change they ignore it and don't do anything about it and then they complain about it again. 6) The boys (white, black, spanish, middle easteren, asian, indian, mixed) NEED to stop wearing their pants so low and to stop pretending that they are a ganster. Now, I realize that my list pretty much makes me sound like I also hate FHS, but I really don't. Most of the people are nice and friendly, there are some bitchs and jerks, but what people really need to do here is to open their eyes and think about someone other than themselves.
*Freedom High School Boy walks up to FHS girl wearing pants down exposing boxers*
Boy: Yo.
*Girl wants to laugh, but she thinks that the boy is cute*
Girl: Hey.
*Looks girl up and down suggestively*
Boy: I'm likin what I see, how about we go get some McDee's.
*Girl rolls eyes*
Girl: Don't you realize that we live in South Riding, VA?
*Boy walks away embarrassed*
Boy 2: Yo dawg what happened?
Boy: Man, I'm too good for her.
*Boy 2 looks at girl*
Boy 2: Man you right, she ugly.
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Freedom High School 

Home of the Eagles. This school is swagged out to the max, and is ridiculously ghetto. But seriously the students at this school rob each other and bitch at each other like emotionally disturbed women on a never ending period. Theyre is no sense of togetherness and it is a common phrase to type "Freedumb". Theyre are some fairly attractive women, for example, morgan toelle. But the dudes at Freedom are no taller than 6" and the average arm size is a twig. Everyones really nice and lovable and all the hate makes no sense. Most everyone fronts like they "dont give a fuck", but in reality everyone does or they do drugs. All the drug dealers bojangle you and the biggest problem for everyone on weekends is finding a place to party.
"Freedom High School sucks" - Average Student

Freedom high School 

Freedom high school is the rebound students that transfered from Broad Run high. All students that were nobodies became a somebody and made a name for themselves when attended at Freedom, known as home-wrekcers- sluts- wanna-be gangster freshmans- and wanna-be drugies. Freedoms sports team are known as a joke. Freedom high school is also known for the stupid blacks and spanish who think they're "hard-core gangsterszzz". As far as their football team, well no comment on that becuase having JH and AL on their team is already embarrassing enough seeing as they were caught fucking in the girls locker room befor game. FUCK Freedom high and everyone that goes there. Well Freedom high do carry a few ok kids there.
ps- by far the biggest slut (AD) in the U.S attend freedom high, when the guy pulled out after getting done fucking the bitch in the ass, he notice shit and seaseme seeds on his dick.
Freedom high School:population of freedom students carry many sexual diseases-

boy: can i fuck you.
slut: you read my mind.
boy: *pull pants down* is that crabs?
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
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"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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