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free fuck 

when you sleep with someone you've already slept with so it does not increase your number of sexual partners.
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free fuck by delilah99999 June 26, 2012

Free Fuck 

A term that working girls or escorts use amongst themselves when they have sex for free
Hey Christina, did you have any gigs or make any money last night? No, I just went to the club last night, got afu and free fucked a thug
Free Fuck by Negotiator672 October 31, 2008

Free fuck day 

Free Fuck Day is A day where you can ask anyone on July, 1 To Get Some Free Sex! And They Have to Agree. Also, Dont be a simp
Person 1: Hey! You! Wanna Fuck? It's free Fuck Day!

Person 2: i- what- uh...Yeah okay!

Free Fuck Month 

Free Fuck Month starts In July and ends at the end of the month.

In this Month You can ask Anyone Or Your Lover for Some Nice Sex and they Have to agree.
You can Do whatever you want in this month, Although Dont Be a Simp.
Person 1: Hey! Let's have sex

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Its Free Fuck Month

Person 2: oh Okay then

free Freaking fuck 

Someone that is pretty much worthless to you Nevertheless they will serve to satisfy your sexual desires
Mr. or Ms Smith is a useless piece of shit but I can use him or her as a free freaking fuck

Free Fall Fuck 

1. (verb) having sex in a simulated-skydiving vertical wind tunnel.
2. (noun) the act of having sex in a simulated-skydiving vertical wind tunnel.
2. (adj.) used as part of a description for a fun experience or especially provocative sexual experience that can be compared to having sex in a vertical wind tunnel.
1. 'I took Jennie to my personal vertical wind tunnel, but my dog walked in on us Free Fall Fucking before we finished.'
2. 'That roller coaster almost compares to my Free Fall Fuck.'
3. 'This is so Free Fall Fucking amazing!'
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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