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Free Fap February 

The month where you stop devoting your time to Jesus from Just Jesus January and fap to your heart's content.
*example of Free Fap February*
(January 31st)
person: Praise Jesus!
(February 1st)
person: Fuck you Jesus, I'm going atheist in this bitch now!
Free Fap February by Dubiks January 31, 2019
Words you can keep

Free Fap February 

Free Fap February is a Challenge Month Counteracting to the No Nut November. What you basically have to do is Cum as much as you can, maybe measure it and compare it with your Friends.
You Doing No Nut November?

Me?
Nah, I did Free Fap February this Year.
Free Fap February by RayAkuma December 31, 2019

Fap Free February

Fap Free February, which may also be abbreviated FFF (not to be confused with an all female threesome), is a continuation of No Nut November(NNN) and a second chance for those who have failed NNN to redeem themselves.

This month long event follows the same rules and conditions as No Nut November, but is even more extreme. No form of fapping of any kind is allowed and you are immediately disqualified for beating the meat, creaming the corn, or attempting to blow a load.

Fap Free February is followed by Masturbation Marathon March, the equivalent of Destroy Dick December. Only those who have successfully completed Fap Free February are invited to join in on Masturbation Marathon March. Any homie found to be partaking in Masturbation Marathon March without a Fap Free February certificate of completion will get scrapped.
peter: i dont wanna do no nut November bro it's overhyped
tom: how about you try fap free February instead homeslice, it makes March hit different
peter: aight i believe you aha
Fap Free February by ASecondChance November 2, 2019

Fap Free February

A challenge for people who failed no nut november they get a second chance in February. Same rules just don’t fap.
Person 1: I failed no nut november
Person 2: well you can always try again in fap free February.

fap free february

fap free february would be the same as no fap february or fap forfeit february where you can't bust a nut for the whole month of february.
Enrico: Hey Jonathan are you participating in fap free february?
Jonathan: nah mah dud, i won't be able to do it if there is no masturbation march right after it. you know? i need to touch my pickle sometimes. for medical purposes. oBviOusLy.

Fap free february

Fap free February means that you are not allowed to fap (masturbate) for the entire month of February.
Hey Edvard, how is fap free February going?
Not good, I lost first day of the month.
Fap free february by ProFilosofer69 October 27, 2020

Fap Free February

An event in wich partakers must not masturbate for the duration of the month of February, however it is a three strike system so you may masturbate twice and still pass thist event.
Hey dude are you participating in Fap Free February?
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