Fredphelpsed 

The act of simultaneously receiving 5 dicks in the anus and 10 dicks in the mouth from a combination of sweaty sailors, farm hands and truck stop vagrants. Immediately followed by starting a church in Kansas and protesting the funerals of soldiers because the amount of self-loathing you feel from overdosing on cock and balls.

I’ve got to stop getting Fredphelpsed on the weekend, because I am constantly farting blood.

Fredphelpsed by Closet_hetero August 19, 2020