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Freddie Shower
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When you intend to go for a shower and end up spending three hours
taking a shit
and doomscrolling
instagram reels
.
In the end
you don’t even have a shower.
Lewis: ‘
What is
taking you so long?’
Freddie
: ‘Sorry, I ended up having a
Freddie
Shower’
by
Meaty Martin 17C
October 26, 2025
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