Franz Wagner 

Franz Wagner is God's gift to the Orlando Magic after years of misery since the Dwight Howard era. Selected with 8th pick of 2021 NBA Draft by the Orlando Magic, Franz is currently the baddest white boy on the planet. NBA teams often say "ah fuck" when going against the Orlando Magic, because of Franz, who also goes by OnlyFranz and Sweet Franz. "Who the fuck is Franz Wagner" is currently the number 1 Google search in every city he plays in, which has surpassed last year's number 1 search of "who the fuck is Chuma Okeke".

The day after Chuck Norris was born he drove his mother home, he wanted her to get some rest.

Franz Wagner counted to infinity—three times.

Franz Wagner ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

When Franz Wagner was born the doctor asked him to name his parents.

Franz Wagner tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Franz Wagner can dribble a bowling ball.

Franz Wagner once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Franz Wagner by Jeff Weltgawd November 18, 2021

Franz Wagner 

When he has his eyes on the rim, get out of the way.
Probably the greatest white boy to ever dunk a basketball.

Did you see when Jared Vanderbilt got dunked in by Franz Wagner ?

Franz Wagner by Big Chuma November 19, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016