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France’d

A term for a person that is a big fat neckbeard that is from France.
Man, did you see that dude at WalMart? He was a france’d
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James Franco'd

Verb; To be, or have something be, stuck; To be in a bad situation.

In reference to James Franco's role in 127 hours, where he gets trapped between a rock and a hard place, literally.
Someone parked behind me and James Franco'd my car.

I can't figure this one out. I'm James Franco'd.
by Tangerine Dreams April 24, 2011
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Franco-d

When Academy Award winning actor James Franco convinces you to watch a gay porn just because he's in it and he scars you for life.
"How you doing, Bri?"
"Awful, I just got Franco-d
by pappibigbig January 13, 2022
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Franced (Fr-ance-d)

Definition:
To be Franced is to be suddenly and spectacularly let down in a way that feels both avoidable and completely out of your control. It usually happens after someone confidently says “don’t worry, I’ve got it” — only for you to find out they absolutely didn’t.

Background:
The term “Franced” was born in chaotic workplaces and group projects, where someone’s lack of follow-through becomes your emergency. It captures that specific kind of betrayal that’s not evil — just incredibly frustrating, often involving vague promises, missing details, and last-minute disasters.
“I thought the venue was booked. Nope — totally Franced (Fr-ance-d) ”

“We were ready to present, but the files were missing. Got Franced (Fr-ance-d) hard.”

“She said she sent the email… turns out it was in her drafts. We’ve all been there — classic Francing.”
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‘Frances Ha’d

Your best friend gets in a relationship and has no time for you and it feels like your life is floundering.

In reference to the plot of ‘Frances Ha’ (2012)
I haven’t heard from her since, I’ve been ‘Frances Ha’d.
by gianmoloch December 14, 2025
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tour de france

An international sporting event for evaluating new performance enhancing drugs, blood doping, masking agents, and other forms of cheating. Also a simultaneous event in which the chemistry people try to develop testing techniques to catch the cheating from the first event. Some cycling is also apparently involved.

See: amphetamines, erythropoietin, growth hormone, steroids, testosterone
There are two types of competitors in the Tour de France -- cheaters, and those that haven't been caught (yet).
by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv October 2, 2006
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Tour de France

The most popular cycling event in the world. It has been held in France every summer since 1903 (excluding the years of 1915-1918 and 1940-1946 due to the World Wars). The race has a current traditional length of about 3 weeks, and falls in the month of July. The rider do not race for three weeks straight, of course. They race one stage a day, with two rest days stratigically placed within the race schedule to give the riders ample time to recover. Each stage is usually around 100 miles or so. Among the most famous riders to win the tour are the Big Five. These are the five men who have won the Tour five times (or more). These men are: Jacques Anquetil (1957, 1961-4), Eddy Merckx (1969-72, 1974, Bernard Hinault (1978-9, 1981-2, 1985), Miguel Indurain (1991-5), Lance Armstrong (1999-2005). All of the above men won the tour just five time except Lance Armstrong, who won seven times in a row. The overall leader of the Tour wears the notorious "maillot jaune", or "yellow jersey". Other special jerseys include the polka dot jersey, given to the best climber, the green jersey, won by the best sprinter, and the white jersey, which is awarded to the rider under 23 years of age who is highest in the overall classification.
by StephenH December 28, 2005
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