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Four Times 

When an individual masturbates multiple times at one sitting, then reveals this feat to their friends. "Four Times," is used by the individual's friends during a conversation with the "four timer" as a joke.
Derp 1: "Dude... How much magnification is that telescope?"
Derp 2: "I dunno, maybe four times?"
Derp 1: "What does that mean?"
Derp 2: (Silence)
Four Times by 5557677757 February 3, 2013
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four times 

Intercourse in which the man inserts his penis 4 times into the woman. This creates a very akward situation. 4 times is relatively unheard of condition. Researchers are still studying the cause of 4 times and the reason that it occurs after specifically 4 insertions.
Dude, I really hope Dillon doesn't four times that girl.
four times by 2fast4u101 January 8, 2010

four times 

the general number of times a kid must masturbate before school
Mark masturbated four times before school today.
four times by Chuck Norris December 6, 2004

sesqui-first-cousin-four-times-removed 

1- Great-great-grandparent's sesqui-first-cousin.
2- Sesqui-first-cousin's great-great-grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
6 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-great-grandnibling.
My sesqui-first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.

first-cousin-four-times-removed 

1- Great-great-grandparent's first-cousin.
2- First-cousin's great-great-grandchild.
My first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.

first-cousin-four-times-removed 

1- Great-great-great-grandparent's sibling's child / Great-great-grandparent's first-cousin.
2- Parent's sibling's great-great-great-grandchild / First-cousin's great-great-grandchild.
My first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.

double-first-cousin-four-times-removed 

1- Great-great-grandparent's double-first-cousin.
2- Double-first-cousin's great-great-grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's great-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
My double-first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.
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