by brinatelle March 22, 2008
Describing an object having the properties of a fountain, more specificially having the capability of shooting streams of fluid into the air. Often used to describe a woman who "squirts" during an orgasm.
Dude, that chick I was with last night was fountainous! After we got done having sex, my sheets were soaked!
by furry_mongoose August 5, 2009
While taking a piss and getting someone to look at your junk. It is worth 7 kicks to the ass of the observer while calling them names making them apear gay.
Chris: Dude did you just get Gerber to look at your dick?
Skyler: Yeah man I gave em the fountain!!!!!
Skyler: Yeah man I gave em the fountain!!!!!
by armyman56m October 17, 2010
Matt: Dude, why is there suddenly so much ammo in this room?
Rob: I'm near the end of the level. It's probably the boss fountain.
Rob: I'm near the end of the level. It's probably the boss fountain.
by omegaAngel July 1, 2013
The act of ejaculating into a water fountain nozzle, and leaving it for the next person to get a nice creamy surprise. Usually performed by no-good high school kids for prank amusement.
Highschool Delinquent1: You should have seen the look on Mr. Faulkner's face when he turned on the cream fountain for a drink, dude
Highschool Delinquent2: Serves him right for failing us in Pre-Calc
Highschool Delinquent2: Serves him right for failing us in Pre-Calc
by SoYouThinkYou'reARockStar October 4, 2013
Occurs when a fully-clothed man sitting in a living room incoherently unbuttons his pants and sprays a parabolic stream of urine from his penis
The stain on the carpet was not Cherry Pepsi after all; apparently in my drunken state, I created a Benish Fountain, and pissed all over the table and floor.
by byron523 April 12, 2009
Old fashioned yet way superior way to write. If used PROPERLY, they can be made to write with different thicknesses and consistencies, and they require little pressure to write. How can you not like a pen you have control over that doesn't give you arthritis?
by Nnnick September 3, 2006