Cream Fountain 

The act of ejaculating into a water fountain nozzle, and leaving it for the next person to get a nice creamy surprise. Usually performed by no-good high school kids for prank amusement.

Highschool Delinquent1: You should have seen the look on Mr. Faulkner's face when he turned on the cream fountain for a drink, dude

Highschool Delinquent2: Serves him right for failing us in Pre-Calc

Cream Fountain by SoYouThinkYou'reARockStar October 3, 2013

Vanilla Cream Fountain 

After anal sex and ejaculating in the asshole the person who has the cum in their bottocks farts while facing chest down to create a semen fountain ejecting from their asshole. Vanilla cream fountain

Yea bro that vanilla cream fountain last night tasted great! Really salty though but really fountainy

Vanilla Cream Fountain by AnaMasterNinjago November 18, 2021

British cream fountain 

when you suck some guy then put a hit his balls with a tea cup and he busts a massive load of hot tea down your throat.

my girlfriend did a weird move last night called the British cream fountain.

British cream fountain by Fck lil pump August 27, 2021