Fountain of you 

While sitting on a girl's face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure
as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits.

Fran was eating my corn so well that my fountain spweed all over her face.

Fountain of you by Paul Reubens July 10, 2004

Fountain Of You 

When a man is taking a shit and pisses in his own face

Greg had morning wood and accidentally gave himself a fountain of you

Fountain Of You by TonyP113 July 13, 2018

Fountain of Youth 

Noun. A bowl like form in the scrotum area filled with any liquid.

Verb. (Fountain of Youthing) When one consumes a liquid from a stretched out scrotum. (commonly in a bowl shape)

When a person stretches out their nut sack and fills the surface with a liquid (another person typically takes a sip from it)

Showered with my girlfriend and she took a sip out of my fountain of youth.

I saw a girl fountain of youthing on the beach with a random guy using water from the ocean.

Fountain of Youth by LB and CF January 19, 2021

Fountain of youth 

When you cum in a female woman’s anus and then she forcefully ejects feces and sperm in the air explosive as the Fourth of July.

Person 1: why do you smell so bad?
Person 2: I put it so deep she gave me the fountain of youth.

Fountain of youth by Anumal crockers October 20, 2020

Fountain of Youth 

Mystic water that has the abilities to make whoever drinks it or bathes in it younger.

old man into young man. Young man into kid. Kid into baby

Fountain of Youth by taz May 4, 2004

Fountain of Youth 

Having the female grab her ankles without bending her knees. Then give her a diet coke enema...as soon as the soda gets in her ass shove in a couple of mentos. The outcoming spray is the fountain of youth.

My girl blasted the wall from the fountain of youth I gave her.

Fountain of Youth by 69eater July 24, 2009

Fountain of Youth 

Upon finding a girl with a tracheotomy, you proceed to make love to the hole in her throat. Right when you're about to close the deal, get balls deep so your helmet protrudes out of her mouth. Then finish out of her mouth and revel at how much it looks like a fountain.

Colton: So i was bar hopping the other night, found this chick with a trache, got her piss drunk and did the fountain of youth.

Tom: (Sits there in stunned silence)

Colton: I know, awesome right?

Fountain of Youth by SIIS Balls January 28, 2010