Foster Girlfriend

A girl who dates a guy until they find their "forever home." Please note: Sometimes this isnt by choice.

girlfling

Mike: Is Jim dating Sarah?
Sam: No, Sarah is the Foster Girlfriend so he isn't alone.

Mike: aww. poor Jim. I hope he finds is forever home soon.

Foster Girlfriend by Qreatin June 17, 2020

Foster Girlfriend

a foster girlfriend : when you talk to a boy/girl/them for a while and basically are dating then stop talking and then they get a partner right after. AKA a half way home hoe or a foster girlfriend

Guy 1: *stop talking to girl 1 after weeks/months of talking and flirting*
Girl 1: “I wonder what happened”
Girl 1’s Friend: “Well he has a girlfriend now, but didn’t you too just stop talking?”
Girl 1: “Yeah, that what happens when you’re a foster girlfriend”

Girl 1’s Friend: “What’s that?”
Girl 1: “a Foster Girlfriend is when you talk to guys and then they find “The One” right after you”

I guess I’m a foster girlfriend. I always end up single while they end up together

I.E. Foster Girlfriend: a temporary hoe/ love interest/ rebound

Foster Girlfriend by ThickBickNick February 3, 2021

foster girlfriend

A girl who dates men until they find their forever girlfriend. Girl who doesn’t intentionally want to be with a guy long term.

She’ll never be with one guy for too long because she is only the foster girlfriend.

foster girlfriend by Luleila June 17, 2020

Foster Girlfriend

More than a situationship less than dating. Taking care of someone until they find their forever home, kinda like a foster pet. You get attached to them but you’ll be happy to see them find their person. Until then, you’re having a great time being friends but friends with benefits just feels not right for your relationship too.

“So are you and Jerry official yet? You’ve been together for 2 years now!” “No, I’m his foster girlfriend. I’m just taking care of him until he finds his forever home.”

Foster Girlfriend by NicknameBickname February 28, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019