Fort Stockton, TX

A small dusty and crusty town, where in less than 10 minutes you can drive the stip of Fabulous Dickingson Drive. But don't blink too long or you'll miss the oversized Roadrunner statue on the left, which the locals are oh so proud of. Activities consist of going to the one show theater/bowing alley and getting drunk with teenage loosers, or getting dunk and chasing food stamp honneys at the world famous Angel's night club. Careful because that hot apple bottom girl with the matching tits you keep buying drinks is probably 14! So its safer to chase the big body girl, nicknamed "Dually" as in the truck! And then theres the fine crap the locals call food, where you can get a flapjack thin steak from K-Bobs which tastes like french fry greese for some reason, or try the mouth watering TexMex at Jonny Chihuahuas which is blandish and will instanly remind you of the Middle School buritos that were banned in the 90's. One more thing, worth mentioning is the service you get around town....wait a minute there is nothing good to say!

Fort Stockton, TX is also known as the Bum Fuck Egypt of Texas!

Fort Stockton, TX by joeallgo January 20, 2011

Fort Stockton TX 

A small town in which smells of semi truck egsost and road kill. also known for that big ass bird in the middle of the highway (the highway is the town) also a great place to nock up a mexican 12 year old typical of Fort Stockton's youth.

Billy: have you ever gone to Fort Stockton TX?
sue: If you mean i have slipped in dead cat guts in the taco bell drive thru then yes...
Billy: YEAH stop making fun of Fort Stockton and its taco bell, it employs the whole town besides the cocaine...

Fort Stockton TX by tacob911 August 21, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004