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Fort Stockton, TX

A small dusty and crusty town, where in less than 10 minutes you can drive the stip of Fabulous Dickingson Drive. But don't blink too long or you'll miss the oversized Roadrunner statue on the left, which the locals are oh so proud of. Activities consist of going to the one show theater/bowing alley and getting drunk with teenage loosers, or getting dunk and chasing food stamp honneys at the world famous Angel's night club. Careful because that hot apple bottom girl with the matching tits you keep buying drinks is probably 14! So its safer to chase the big body girl, nicknamed "Dually" as in the truck! And then theres the fine crap the locals call food, where you can get a flapjack thin steak from K-Bobs which tastes like french fry greese for some reason, or try the mouth watering TexMex at Jonny Chihuahuas which is blandish and will instanly remind you of the Middle School buritos that were banned in the 90's. One more thing, worth mentioning is the service you get around town....wait a minute there is nothing good to say!
Fort Stockton, TX is also known as the Bum Fuck Egypt of Texas!
Fort Stockton, TX by joeallgo January 20, 2011
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Fort Stockton TX 

A small town in which smells of semi truck egsost and road kill. also known for that big ass bird in the middle of the highway (the highway is the town) also a great place to nock up a mexican 12 year old typical of Fort Stockton's youth.
Billy: have you ever gone to Fort Stockton TX?
sue: If you mean i have slipped in dead cat guts in the taco bell drive thru then yes...
Billy: YEAH stop making fun of Fort Stockton and its taco bell, it employs the whole town besides the cocaine...
Fort Stockton TX by tacob911 August 21, 2010

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026