Fort St. John 

a city in Northern BC where people who work at Tim Hortons are paid $15/hr and where the ratio of men to women is 3:1. Most people can't wait to move away but the weird magnetism of the money draws many back (if only to pay off some debts).

see also:FSJ The John brocket

Joe: I need some money, badly.
Kwame: Go to Fort St. John, I made $2000 working full-time at Tim Hortons in ONE month...
Joe: Sweet!

Fort St. John by Lady Kissinger December 21, 2008

Fort St. John 

a city in Northern BC where the ratio of men to women inexplicably dropped to 3:4. The sudden influx of women is predominantly hookers. Resulting wages at Tim Horton's are now $13/hr. Most people need to move away, but can't afford to because the rents have skyrocketed over double what they were in 2009. Many people are fighting excessive inflation by importing parents to live in their basements (rent controlled of course). This city is shaping up to become a retirement community for soon to be defunct oil workers once the site C dam has been completed.

Man 1: Do you need any more boxes for your move to Fort St. John?

Man 2: No, I am packing light! I can't believe I'm bailing out my son's mortage in a partial basement.

Fort St. John by bunnyhoney1972 March 9, 2011

Fort St. John 

An expanding city near the Peace River in northern British Columbia. There is a lot of money to be made here in this place of northern industry and growth. Winters are cold but the summer sunset and northern lights make it all worth it. This is a place of hope and optimism especially for those who come here by choice.

Fort St. John

Fort St. John by ET-33 July 13, 2011

Fort St John 

a freezing village people like to call a town.
see Millionaires, welfare malls, and Tim Hortons.

where'd you buy your grad dress? Oh, walmart in Fort St John!

Fort St John by vicky2 June 5, 2011

Fort St John 

A crappy town

I live in Fort St John

Fort St John by Brittany2124 February 1, 2009

Fort St John 

A cold place in nothern British Columbia not a really popular tourist place but that is ok, there are alot of nice people to meet everywhere you may go. and winter maybe be shit but summer is pretty nice, if you have lived there for a long time you will love it but first year living there will be hard :/ But at least theres a TIM HORTONS lol

everyone who talks smack about it i bet is either PMSing or have only lived in Fort St John for less than a year

Fort St John by lolipop0412 January 12, 2012