Fort Leonardwood

the shittiest army basic training base in all of America. its hot as hell in the summer and cold as hell in the winter. there is nothing to do there even when training. the Drill Sgts. are all a bunch of dumb asses that waste your time. the only fun thing to do is U.S weapons and M.O.U.T training, Military Operations in Urban Terrain. other than that you waste your time sitting in the barracks cleaning and getting the shit smoked out of you! You cant go anywhere in the grass without getting ticks stuck to your nuts. The entire surrounding area is woods and they go on for hundreds of miles so its useless trying to run away. Its also one of the dumbest training forts for the fact that they train Combat Engineers and MP's (Military Police) right next to each other. the two M.O.S's cant stand each other for the simple fact that MP's are stuck up Pussies and try to arrest us engineers for getting drunk and having a good time, but end up getting hurt. the only town outside of Leonardwood is a small hick town full of strip clubs that have who knows what kind of STD's. quite frankly if you want to join the army dont pick 21B 31B or 74D or your dumb ass will end up in hell!!!

-My son who's in the Army is graduating Basic Training this Friday.

-Oh really where is he?

-In Fort Leonardwood, I'm so proud of him

-Oh you mean Ft. Lost in the Woods jesus i feel sorry for your son.

Fort Leonardwood by Wyler mofukin Tebb November 30, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016