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Fort Lauderdale Facial 

When you wake up after a night of drinking and have to peel dried vomit off your face.
I had a late night on Himmarshee and woke up with a Fort Lauderdale Facial

fort lauderdale curtain rod

When someone shits in a condom and freezes it.
The condom is then removed and feces are used as a dildo as it melts.
She likes the Fort Lauderdale Curtain Rod

Fort Lauderdale For Spring Break 

Essentially in the spring time lots of singles show up to the area, most considered to be bops(hoes). And will do sexual activities with anyone, get drunk, and lay on the beach. Guys and girls alike
P1.Yeah, for spring break Emily and Alyssa went to Fort Lauderdale
P2. Oh, they’re definitely bops then

Defining that going to Fort Lauderdale For Spring Break signifies the idea that they’re sleeping, or doing other sexual activities with others

Fort Lauderdale Clam Chowder

When a regular height man is with two midgets and the one in sucking his dick while the other is doing a handstand on the others shoulders, and the man is sucking her her toes
Oh shit, we walked in on our boy Paul and he was getting a Fort Lauderdale clam chowder at his bachelor party!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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