fort lauderdale

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city about 30 min north of miami. not a white community as previously stated.. its a mixture !
many different parts to ft. lauderdale..

you: hey what part of fort lauderdale do you live in?

me: Coral Springs, you?.

you: oh, i just moved from Pompano to Sunrise, now i can go to Sawgrass all the time.

me: cool, i'm stuck at Coral Square :(

fort lauderdale by Vanessa babii February 23, 2009

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Fort Lauderdale Facial

When you wake up after a night of drinking and have to peel dried vomit off your face.

I had a late night on Himmarshee and woke up with a Fort Lauderdale Facial

Fort Lauderdale Facial by Rossasaurus Rex January 1, 2018

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fort lauderdale curtain rod

When someone shits in a condom and freezes it.
The condom is then removed and feces are used as a dildo as it melts.

She likes the Fort Lauderdale Curtain Rod

fort lauderdale curtain rod by KDREV August 1, 2017

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Fort Lauderdale For Spring Break

Essentially in the spring time lots of singles show up to the area, most considered to be bops(hoes). And will do sexual activities with anyone, get drunk, and lay on the beach. Guys and girls alike

P1.Yeah, for spring break Emily and Alyssa went to Fort Lauderdale
P2. Oh, they’re definitely bops then

Defining that going to Fort Lauderdale For Spring Break signifies the idea that they’re sleeping, or doing other sexual activities with others

Fort Lauderdale For Spring Break by Gbbfjdjdejrnr March 31, 2024

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Fort Lauderdale Clam Chowder

When a regular height man is with two midgets and the one in sucking his dick while the other is doing a handstand on the others shoulders, and the man is sucking her her toes

Oh shit, we walked in on our boy Paul and he was getting a Fort Lauderdale clam chowder at his bachelor party!

Fort Lauderdale Clam Chowder by Kmofo3 May 22, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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