Fort Dude 

Fort Dude is a house in Tempe, AZ where small get-togethers happen, which often involve cuddle puddles, booze, and Deemsters. Fort Dude has a constant rotation of members but as of April 18, 2009, Fort Dude consists of Shlomo, Chris, Taj, Richard, and Justin. Each member of Fort Dude represents a separate piece of humanity, except for Taj and Chris who are essentially the same person.

Shlomo represents wisdom and beauty.

Justin represents confusion and puppy love.

Richard represents dance and noodles.

Chris represents mirth and toilet paper.

Taj represents smelly farts and free hugs.

Fort Dude often hosts family dinners where people can come with either money or a dish and food is shared and tales are weaved.

The official mascot for Fort Dude is their cat Starfox. The official videogame is Call of Duty 4. The official board game is Apples to Apples. The official neighbor girls never come over anymore.

Fort Dude originally gained notoriety for housing the drummer of band "This Century" and his less known brother Jason.

Although Fort Dude is smelly, the vibe is bodacious!

Fort Dude by Audrai April 30, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016