The term Forrest Gumped refers to a specific level of intoxication or being Fucked Up, usually from a mixture of alcohol and tree. One would most likely have to go to extreme lengths to achieve this form of fuckedupness, but...nothings impossible.
From the movie Forrest Gump. Where Forest pretty much Stumbled his way into extraordinary events throughout history. Like meeting Elvis and John Lennon
"I hear Johnny made partner at the law firm"
"Yeah, he really Forest Gumped his say to the top"
‘Hey dude we are out of ciggies so hit the ashtray, dunno what’s in there but just roll up a ForestGumper n roll with it’
‘I’m so high. No smokes. Roll a Forest Gumper!’
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.