1) The game made famous at Bloodstock Open Air 2008.
Rules:
1. The Fork must be ENTIRELY made of metal, equally balanced, and have four prongs. All other forks are illegal.
2. Game tools are: - 1 Fork, 1 Courgette (cucumber allowed that has to be softened), and two to infinity billion players who must form a circle. The courgette must be placed in the middle of the circle.
3. To win a game of 'Forky Forky', you must score 1,000 points.
4. This is only achieved by getting 1,000 Forky Forkys or 'Erecting the fork in the courgette'.
5. A Forky Forky is achieved when the fork lands in the ground with an angle greater than 45 degrees.
5.1 When angle is disputed, benefit of the doubt is given to the player i.e. if the fork looks 'about' 45 degrees, it is a Forky Forky.
6. Achieving a throw where the fork is 'Erect in the Courgette' is defined by either the 4 prongs piercing the courgette while the rest of the fork is touching nothing else or the body of the fork is piercing the courgette in the same manner. This achieves 1,000 points and therefore wins the game.
6.1. The player who erects the Fork in the courgette must take a bite out of said courgette, in order to be declared the winner.
7. The game will last until a player achieves the target of 1,000 points or a traditional clock reaches 10:40, either am or pm.
8.Should the fork land and remain touching the courgette, all participants should shout ' IT IS TOUCHING THE COURGETTE!!'.
8.1 - Should a player achieve a Forky Forky and the fork itself is touching the courgette, but not erect in it, the team of players must shout 'FEELY FEELY!' and proceed in a fashion as underlined in rule 9.
9. Should anyone achieve a 'Forky Forky' as stated above, everyone should shout 'FORKY FORKY!' and dance in a clockwise direction, while shouting 'Forky Forky' in unison until the next place in the circle is reached. If an inverted Forky Forky is achieved (whereby the Fork lands in the ground with the prongs pointing upwards) then players must dance anticlockwise.
10. A regulation Forky Forky throw is underarm, and must be thrown upwards, and the fork must rotate at least 360 degrees while in the air.
11. Fouls. There are 3 disciplinary actions:
a) - The Pescetarian Card - this is awarded to any player who threatens another Forky Forky competitor at any point. The punishment is that the perpetrator has to sit out the game until another Forky Forky is achieved.
b) - The Vegetarian Card - this is awarded to any player who throws a fork in the vicinity (within a meter) of any other player, or throws the fork in an illegal manner (i.e. overarm, downwards throw, no 360 degree rotation). The punishment is sit out the game until the next Forky Forky is thrown and no alcoholic beverages are to be consumed.
c) - The Vegan Card - same as the Vegetarian Card but the perpetrator must remove an item of clothing and cannot replace this item until the game has finished i.e. when a player attains 1,000 points, or it gets to 10:40. This card is deployed when a player hits another player with the fork.
12. All players must be consuming an alcoholic beverage during the game. (Unless they're non-drinkers....they still have to have some sort of beverage in their hand though....and be prepared to probably be drunkenly berated.)
13. Injuries - should an injury occur, injury time is employed. During injury time, the player injured is allowed to treat their maladies, unless untreatable, and until then, all players must switch to their weaker hands, so as to prevent an unfair advantage. The injured player must return to the game within 3 Forky Forkys or is therefore disqualified from the game.
14. An impartial referee maybe employed but is not necessary. It is expected that all players use reasoning when employing the Forky Forky rules.
15. At the end of any game of Forky Forky, each player must kiss the courgette goodbye.
16. Rule amended from BOA 08. No racism! (or at least not too much.)
17. In the spirit of the game, if a player should fall over at any time whilst playing, then every other player must immediately rush to their aid and hug them. Preferably before they have a chance to get up.
18. After numerous questions on the matter it has become necessary to clarify: When a winner is crowned and takes a bite from the courgette, spit or swallow? ALWAYS SWALLOW! It's rude not to.
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2) One of the scores in Forky Forky achieved by the fork sticking into the ground at an angle of 45 degrees or greater. Earns the thrower 1 point.
Rules:
1. The Fork must be ENTIRELY made of metal, equally balanced, and have four prongs. All other forks are illegal.
2. Game tools are: - 1 Fork, 1 Courgette (cucumber allowed that has to be softened), and two to infinity billion players who must form a circle. The courgette must be placed in the middle of the circle.
3. To win a game of 'Forky Forky', you must score 1,000 points.
4. This is only achieved by getting 1,000 Forky Forkys or 'Erecting the fork in the courgette'.
5. A Forky Forky is achieved when the fork lands in the ground with an angle greater than 45 degrees.
5.1 When angle is disputed, benefit of the doubt is given to the player i.e. if the fork looks 'about' 45 degrees, it is a Forky Forky.
6. Achieving a throw where the fork is 'Erect in the Courgette' is defined by either the 4 prongs piercing the courgette while the rest of the fork is touching nothing else or the body of the fork is piercing the courgette in the same manner. This achieves 1,000 points and therefore wins the game.
6.1. The player who erects the Fork in the courgette must take a bite out of said courgette, in order to be declared the winner.
7. The game will last until a player achieves the target of 1,000 points or a traditional clock reaches 10:40, either am or pm.
8.Should the fork land and remain touching the courgette, all participants should shout ' IT IS TOUCHING THE COURGETTE!!'.
8.1 - Should a player achieve a Forky Forky and the fork itself is touching the courgette, but not erect in it, the team of players must shout 'FEELY FEELY!' and proceed in a fashion as underlined in rule 9.
9. Should anyone achieve a 'Forky Forky' as stated above, everyone should shout 'FORKY FORKY!' and dance in a clockwise direction, while shouting 'Forky Forky' in unison until the next place in the circle is reached. If an inverted Forky Forky is achieved (whereby the Fork lands in the ground with the prongs pointing upwards) then players must dance anticlockwise.
10. A regulation Forky Forky throw is underarm, and must be thrown upwards, and the fork must rotate at least 360 degrees while in the air.
11. Fouls. There are 3 disciplinary actions:
a) - The Pescetarian Card - this is awarded to any player who threatens another Forky Forky competitor at any point. The punishment is that the perpetrator has to sit out the game until another Forky Forky is achieved.
b) - The Vegetarian Card - this is awarded to any player who throws a fork in the vicinity (within a meter) of any other player, or throws the fork in an illegal manner (i.e. overarm, downwards throw, no 360 degree rotation). The punishment is sit out the game until the next Forky Forky is thrown and no alcoholic beverages are to be consumed.
c) - The Vegan Card - same as the Vegetarian Card but the perpetrator must remove an item of clothing and cannot replace this item until the game has finished i.e. when a player attains 1,000 points, or it gets to 10:40. This card is deployed when a player hits another player with the fork.
12. All players must be consuming an alcoholic beverage during the game. (Unless they're non-drinkers....they still have to have some sort of beverage in their hand though....and be prepared to probably be drunkenly berated.)
13. Injuries - should an injury occur, injury time is employed. During injury time, the player injured is allowed to treat their maladies, unless untreatable, and until then, all players must switch to their weaker hands, so as to prevent an unfair advantage. The injured player must return to the game within 3 Forky Forkys or is therefore disqualified from the game.
14. An impartial referee maybe employed but is not necessary. It is expected that all players use reasoning when employing the Forky Forky rules.
15. At the end of any game of Forky Forky, each player must kiss the courgette goodbye.
16. Rule amended from BOA 08. No racism! (or at least not too much.)
17. In the spirit of the game, if a player should fall over at any time whilst playing, then every other player must immediately rush to their aid and hug them. Preferably before they have a chance to get up.
18. After numerous questions on the matter it has become necessary to clarify: When a winner is crowned and takes a bite from the courgette, spit or swallow? ALWAYS SWALLOW! It's rude not to.
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2) One of the scores in Forky Forky achieved by the fork sticking into the ground at an angle of 45 degrees or greater. Earns the thrower 1 point.
by WorMzy August 12, 2009
A brief moment of psychotic behavior. Can occur while intoxicated or sober, in the daytime or at night, on the weekend or during the week, while sleeping or while awake. Usually involving using other words and adding miscelaneous "ie's" to them. Is very common at the local I HOP.
"Shwin had a forkie moment while perseverating on Myspace."
" Cwis D. was visited by a Forkie late last night after a full nights activities at Chuk's"
" Cwis D. was visited by a Forkie late last night after a full nights activities at Chuk's"
by poopsey February 7, 2007
An adventurous game involving cutlery, wee wahs, friends and tasting. Suitable for ages 6-whatever age you realize the ramifications of what you're actually doing
Me and Miranda used to play forkies in the bath, she tasted like shrimp
Yes counciller, she said i had to play forkies to be like the cool kids.. It was so awful
Yes counciller, she said i had to play forkies to be like the cool kids.. It was so awful
by bongoloid March 25, 2015
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by FuckOff1234 December 27, 2021
Meaning 1: Super Mario RPG forkies.
Forkies are fork-wielding enemies that are encountered in Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars. Mario and company first encounter this creature in Bowser's Keep. Forkies are round, gray, and have an orange ponytail sticking out of their heads. Forkies appear in battle usually alongside Star Crusters and Tub-O-Troopas. In battle, Forkies have high magic stats and above average physical stats. They have one special attack called Storm which can do a high amount of damage. When a Forkies uses a special attack, a smaller Forkies in the bigger Forkies' mouth can be seen in the animation. They have a weaker relative called Jawful which Mario meets earlier in the game.
The Forkies will not attack the party, provided the party does not attack them. The game will declare that "The Forkies are enraptured". When the creature is attacked, it will say "The Forkies have come to their senses."
Meaning 2: CollabVM forkies.
A "Forkie" on CollabVM is a nickname typically given to someone who maliciously causes destruction or otherwise renders the virtual machines unusable to annoy, intimidate and/or troll users of CollabVM.
Although their name derives from the term "fork bomb" (and was the original definition of Forkie), they do not exclusively run fork bombs. A forkie may also run an executable which prevents anything from opening, deleting the registry, or other methods of blocking usability on the VM.
Forkies are fork-wielding enemies that are encountered in Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars. Mario and company first encounter this creature in Bowser's Keep. Forkies are round, gray, and have an orange ponytail sticking out of their heads. Forkies appear in battle usually alongside Star Crusters and Tub-O-Troopas. In battle, Forkies have high magic stats and above average physical stats. They have one special attack called Storm which can do a high amount of damage. When a Forkies uses a special attack, a smaller Forkies in the bigger Forkies' mouth can be seen in the animation. They have a weaker relative called Jawful which Mario meets earlier in the game.
The Forkies will not attack the party, provided the party does not attack them. The game will declare that "The Forkies are enraptured". When the creature is attacked, it will say "The Forkies have come to their senses."
Meaning 2: CollabVM forkies.
A "Forkie" on CollabVM is a nickname typically given to someone who maliciously causes destruction or otherwise renders the virtual machines unusable to annoy, intimidate and/or troll users of CollabVM.
Although their name derives from the term "fork bomb" (and was the original definition of Forkie), they do not exclusively run fork bombs. A forkie may also run an executable which prevents anything from opening, deleting the registry, or other methods of blocking usability on the VM.
"I met forkies in Super Mario RPG, tried attacking them but they killed me in the game!"
"I was trying to use CollabVM, but a forkie came and destroyed the virtual machine over and over again, it's very annoying!"
"I was trying to use CollabVM, but a forkie came and destroyed the virtual machine over and over again, it's very annoying!"
by GEOEGII555 September 17, 2023
CollabVM Users who destroy the vm by either. downloading malware. running commands that screw it up. (ex. rd c:\ /s /q. mountvol c: /d. etc.) deleting files that keep windows running.
by caughtin8k November 20, 2022