Fork you!

May you be confounded, accursed humiliated, etc(a partial disguise for fuck you)

Person one: can I get 5 bucks from you?

Perosn 2: Fork you!

by Light Joker September 20, 2004

Fork you!

When somebody at the dinner table asks you to go get them a fork, you go get the fork and then say, "Fork you!" as you hand them the implement.
Frequently elicits audible chuckling if not downright laughter.

{Voni}: Craig, can you please get me a fork?
{Craig}: Sure thing there Voni...(gets fork)...Here you are Aunt Voni. Fork you!
{Voni}: Chuckles quite noticeably

by Telephony June 7, 2018

fork you

The same as fuck you but less harsh

I told that bitch to go "fuck herself" and she said "fork you"!

by R-DoggCA May 15, 2006

Stick a fork in you

Indicating a losing or lost cause, with origins in the cooking practice of sticking a fork in meat to determine when done. Also "put a fork in me," "stick a fork in it."

“Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!”

by sensitivitytothings May 3, 2008