Fordle 

Noun: Cane

Verb: Kiss

N: Come over here and I'll give you a fordle.

V: I'd fordle you right now if I didn't have pepper in my mouth

Fordle by Pithang September 4, 2024

Sam Forded 

The term “Sam Forded” is a kind of male who prowls on innocent girls (usually blonde). To be Sam Forded is to be emotionally abused, tricked, lied to repetitively and hurt. It is a male who will push whatever limits he feels necessary to throw his dick into the freshest meat or the blondest bimbo who won’t question him that he can find. If this person sees a weakness, he will use it to his advantage. It is being tricked into believing he’s a decent individual. Legend has it that to this day, you may still see the original Sam Ford in local bars in the central California Coast area trying to take advantage of whomever he sees susceptible to his lies and abuse.

"I can't believe John would do this to me, he told me he'd only be with me!" "Darn girl, you got Sam Forded..."

Sam Forded by Crouchingtiger88 April 30, 2014

FondleFood 

This term refers to any food that is excessively handled during preparation:

- Those clever, fruit things made to look like flower arrangements.
- Expensive, frilly, restaurant creations where artful presentation exceeds flavor.
- High-end coffee featuring floating artwork.

Hey Chef, you know, that dish of foo-foo is drop-dead gorgeous and all....but I'm getting a little hungry over here!!
Honey!!! Someone sent us a basket of FondleFood.....Would you like a peeled grape??? Ahhhh....thanks, but nope.
Mr Barista.....enough with the romance!! It's coffee and cream, not Marilyn Monroe...

FondleFood by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) September 4, 2017

Fondleslab

Any portable touch screen device beloved by it's user and incessantly fondled in public.

The mac fanboi drooled as he pawed at his latest fondleslab.

Fondleslab by Chris6502 October 22, 2010

pre-fondler 

One who has no yet fondled; an awkward teenage syndrome which occurs before the boobies have been touched. Typically characterized by overexcitement, eagerness, and pre-mature....happiness.

Pre-fondlers typically awkwardly creep on women and have heinous dance moves. They are alarmed and overeager when a female of any age, race, or physical stature shows them any attention and tend to brag about it.

Matt tries to act suave, but watching him around women....definitely a pre-fondler. Look at him laughing at everything Jessica says!

pre-fondler by dubhead89 April 20, 2010

Fordell 

A very small village with a population under 10. Inbreeding is VERY common. The average IQ is under 50 and very few people ever want to visit.

Fordell, New Zealand

Fordell by The Mayor of Fordell. June 29, 2011

fondle the mailman 

Card game introduced by Arthur Spooner on the King of Queens.

Arthur: Alright fellas, the game is called Kick the Dog...Threes, Sixes, Nines, One-Eyed Jacks, and Suicide Kings are wild.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.

Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.

fondle the mailman by walkingxdisaster October 25, 2012