Forbidden pudding 

Forbidden Pudding (noun): A humorous and slightly off-putting term for the thick, yellowish-green phlegm that emerges during a severe cold or flu. This term highlights the gelatinous, pudding-like consistency of the phlegm, which, despite its name, is anything but edible.

See also: Forbidden Custard – a similar term, often used interchangeably, but usually referring to the more fluid, runny variety of nasal phlegm.

"I was feeling a bit better this morning, but then I coughed up some chunky Forbidden Pudding."
"There's nothing like a bout of Forbidden Pudding to remind you you're still sick."

Forbidden pudding by TheJusticeBear November 14, 2023

Forbidden pudding 

Forbidden Pudding (noun): Slightly off-putting term for the thick, yellowish-green phlegm that emerges while coughing, sneezing or blowing the nose, during a severe cold or flu. This term highlights the gelatinous, pudding-like consistency of the phlegm, which, despite its name, is anything but edible.

"I was feeling a bit better this morning, but then I coughed up some chunky Forbidden Pudding."
"There's nothing like a bout of Forbidden Pudding to remind you you're still sick."

Forbidden pudding by TheJusticeBear November 21, 2023

Forbidden Rice Pudding 

The manly ejaculatory cream that fills the forbidden sock.
A synonym for sperm.

1:
"Hey dude, mind if I borrow your socks"
"Sure just grab any pair."
"Cool.... Why does this one feel solid. What's in it?"
"Oh... That's uuhh... It's my Forbidden Rice Pudding."
"Eeeeeew DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!"

2:
"Dude this rice pudding is delicious."
"Aaaah thanks I'm glad you like it. Though I put it in a blue bowl."
"Oh what's the difference?"
"Pal, there's no easy way to say this - that bowl is for the Forbidden Rice Pudding"

Forbidden Rice Pudding by Dee._ February 14, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016