ForNomBulism

The act of eating in your sleep and having no memory of doing so.

Just waking up surrounded by a cheesecake box; flecks of grated cheese, and the empty plastic bag from whence they came.

Attrib: Bird Casper Jones

“Mrs Jones, your daughter appears prone to fornombulism. During her sleep study we discovered a trail of staff lunches and tapioca leading from the kitchen back to her room”

by Spaceboy Birdy January 21, 2026