foot in ass

Phrase used in almost every episode of That 70s Show by Mr. Foreman.

"Steven, where is your stash?"
"I have no idea what you're talking about"
"If you don't tell me where it is I'm going to stash my foot in ass (your)"

by golfman14 October 22, 2006

foot-in-ass

What I have to do when people at work piss me off with their ignorance.

My co-workers screwed up again, so I proceeded with foot-in-ass action.

by Octomonkey November 6, 2005

foot-in-ass disease

To be defeated or beaten on many levels in many facets of life including but not limited to sports, school, and fisticuffs.
The inability to succeed at anything despite enormous effort.

Jane: Last week Bobby spent 24/7 studying for his Biology final and he still failed.
Alex: I know. Even the kid with a 65 IQ topped his score. He has a major case of Foot-In-Ass Disease.

by OneLostChapter February 23, 2008

my foot in your ass

This is what will happen if you are an annoying person. It could happen when you act stupid at the bars around drunk people that are twice the size of you.

"If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna put my foot in your ass!!!"

by Lord Chacal October 11, 2005

Foot in your Ass

The primary parenting method employed by Red Foreman and other father figures with an infinite, lifetime supply of Win at their disposal.

"Might I suggest the Footing of your Ass?"

"You know what else is hot? My foot in your ass."

"You're ABOUT to read a book that my FOOT wrote. It's called, 'On the Road to Being in your ASS'."

by cr8s April 29, 2012

stick a foot in your ass

what you say when your angry

Peter you little shit! Imma stick a foot in your ass!!!

by flickex November 15, 2014

my foot in your ass

What usually happens during rainy days when the concrete is wet and the traction on your shoe is reduced. Typically known as a foot slid into the rectum(usually barefoot) and sometimes consists of a 3 hour hospital wait.

My foot in your ass feels as if i had my hand stuck in the cheese wiz jar once again.

by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 27, 2003