Fooled by Conditions Theory

A framework revealing how we mistake necessary conditions for sufficient causes, or background conditions for foreground explanations. Fooled by Conditions Theory shows how we attribute outcomes to visible causes while ignoring the invisible conditions that made those causes possible. The spark gets credit; the oxygen is forgotten. We are fooled when we focus on triggers and ignore the conditions that make triggers effective.

Fooled by Conditions Theory "The match caused the fire, they said. But the fire needed oxygen, fuel, dryness—conditions that were ignored. Fooled by Conditions: seeing the trigger, missing the context. The match was nothing without the conditions; the conditions were everything, but we never saw them."

Fooled by Conditions Theory by Dumu The Void March 8, 2026

Fooled by Material Conditions Theory

A framework revealing how we ignore the material basis of outcomes—the economic, physical, and biological realities that shape possibilities. Fooled by Material Conditions Theory shows how we attribute success to merit, failure to fault, while ignoring the material conditions that make merit possible or impossible. The rich are not smarter; they had material advantages. The sick are not weak; they face material obstacles. We are fooled when we see only individuals and their choices, missing the material world that constrains and enables.

Fooled by Material Conditions Theory "He pulled himself up by his bootstraps, they say—ignoring that he had boots. Fooled by Material Conditions: celebrating individual effort while ignoring the material base that made effort possible. The bootstrap story is true, but only for those who have boots. Material conditions fool us into thinking everyone starts equal."

Fooled by Material Conditions Theory by Dumu The Void March 8, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008