Something that is fun, amusement, pleasure
that amusement park ride was fondles
by mack1.0. June 20, 2006
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verb. 1) to stalk someone and claim that you are a victim when you are called out on it.

2) to be a victim by proxy.

3) to cut oneself for attention.
1) "Tricia is all about the fondl. She can't just leave it alone that someone doesn't like that she slept with Mary's boyfriend and talked about it publicly."

2) "Laney had nothing to do with this! She is fondl-ing this for all it's worth, which isn't much."

3) "Lori fondl'd herself again last night. She's cut up her arms like a virginia ham."
by Azyre March 12, 2009
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to jerk of you dick alone
i like to fondle myself a lot
by jason332211 February 15, 2017
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A disturbing act Practiced, most famously, by the Big Head Canadian. Usually results cumming on the floor.
"When I jack off, I fondle my balls."
by Efficionado. January 7, 2005
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To touch in very unusual places and chigle them around while lathering oil on those places
Allison fondled the tibetten hobo
by The Chigglenator May 22, 2008
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To be given an ridiculous task that is to be completed within an even more ridiculous time scale.

This can also be known as the 'Fondel Effect' or to be 'Caressed'. This person is often referred to as the 'Fondler'.

The 'Fondel Effect' is usually exagerated by the 'Fondler' working from home or being on sick leave.
I have just been fondled aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
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When you 'fondly' remember 'fondling.'
"I fondlely remember her touching me under the table."
by Uniffifiable J August 21, 2006
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