Folically Challenged 

The politically correct term for being bald.

You: Nice hat! Why are you wearing it?
Your Math teacher: *Lifts hat to show baldness*
You: Oh... youre bald.
Your math teacher: We prefer the term Folically Challenged, thank you very much. Now do your math homework!

Folically Challenged by piapearl August 27, 2010

Folically challenged 

As in hair folical. One's head of hair has folicals in their scalp. When you lose hair folicals, you become bald. A person with this condition is folically challenged.

George Costanza from the show Seinfeld was folically challenged, also vertically challenged because he was short.

Folically challenged by cpetkunas March 30, 2024

FOLLICALLY-CHALLENGED 

bald; variant spelling and pronunciation of "follicularly challenged," only this spelling and pronunciation looks and sounds better.

The follically-challenged look on today's men is quite widespread, and aesthetically appealing to the fairer sex.

FOLLICALLY-CHALLENGED by weave August 22, 2003