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to fondle somebody, first stated by iron mike tyson.
I wanna talk nice to you, and talk about fondicating with you, and letting you suck my dick because if I was eloquent with you, you would still look at me as a scumbag. - tyson to female reporter

I normally dont do interviews with women unless I fondicate with them so you shouldnt talk anymore. unless you wanna...you know. I may like fondicate more than any other people, it's just who I am. I sacrificed so much in my life. can I atleast get laid? you know what I mean, I've been robbed for most of my money, can I atleast I get a blowjob? - tyson to another female reporter
fondicate by mattsanity August 21, 2008
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fonicate 

To communicate by cell phone, usually when you are meeting someone and are having trouble finding them.
"I'll meet you at the theater around 7, and if we have trouble finding each other, we can always fonicate."
fonicate by TopazChanteuse September 3, 2011

Fordicate 

Fordicate (verb): To use sexual innuendo based on unprovable facts, to destroy an opponent for political reasons.
Christine fordicated the nominee.
Fordicate by the photoguy2 September 30, 2018

fedicated 

Having been fed and medicated in one sitting.
I prepared Bob's meds and lunch, so he's been fedicated.
fedicated by Drewcifer November 25, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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