Fobangled

Deliciously accepting the resemblance of a Chick Fil A drive-thru.

Girl: I was just SO fobangled when I saw it!!
Guy: Bro come on already do you want the chicken sandwich or not?

by PutterBeanut September 19, 2022

Fodangle

Fodangle is the verb in which one person, fully erect, is kicked in the bottom of the penis with such force that when the penis hits them in stomach it has enough force to recoil and harm their testicles.

When the guy purposefully stuck his penis in the woman's anus without permission, the woman turned around and fodangled him.

by George Foreskin February 12, 2010

Fajangled

A state of utter decimation

"I'm completely fajangled after that 3 hour ride!"

by Willasss August 20, 2013

fojangle

v. to mess with, or mess up

"You just fojangled my hair."

Quit fojanglin with me!

You totally just fojangled my paper!

by SAyouPA October 8, 2007

Fangled Up

When new technology adds bells and whistles and manages to overcomplicate the usability of an application or experience.

This application is all fangled up! I can no longer find where the preferences are located.

by crankysaurus January 25, 2022

Frangled

Mixed up or lightly tossed; a cross between frizzle and mangled. Usually used in the context of nappy hair on various parts of the body.

His hair was frangled about.

by Nick Justicz May 17, 2004

New Fangled

An object, device, any product of mankind, which is deemed futuristic, unnecessary, and occasionally gay. Something is often called new fangled by a cranky old man who is spiteful of this new and awesome technology. Types of art can be considered new fangled as well, particularly music (commonly created by young people.

Brian: Hey Grandpa did you see that tricked out roll of tape Jimmy was rolling down the street!?

Grandpa Jones: Hell yes I did! That new fangled device surely cost his mama a pretty penny! In my day we used spit and semen to stick shit to shit!

Brian: STFU D0OD!!!!!!

by SealingPhan April 18, 2009