Fortin

Self-named Chinese, usually male. Created from the inability to correctly pronounce /i:/ sounds. Allows people to call them both Fortin or Fourteen. Tends to love hip hop and dance. Finds Hello Kitty adorable. This type of person is allows there for their friends, but has a real hard time giving fuck occasionally. Tends to have one lifelong best friend and a collection of close acquaintances.

Likes attention.

New coworker: I'm sorry, was that Fortin or Fourteen?

Fortin: Fourteen, Fortin.

*Silence*

New Coworker: Nice to meet you!

by SailorPseudonym June 18, 2019

Mathieu Fortin

Mathieu Fortin (noun): A master of finding discounts and sales, often referred to as the "Rebate King." Has a peculiar fondness for Ziploc bags, and is known to have an extensive collection of them. Never skips a night without eating a slice of toast before bed, claiming it's the secret to a good night's sleep. Overall, a quirky and thrifty individual who always finds a way to make the most of his resources.

"Mathieu Fortin strikes again with his amazing deal-finding skills, scoring a massive discount on his favorite Ziploc bags - all while munching on a slice of toast before bedtime."

by Angus McShaggy March 13, 2023

Cameron Fortin

A scrawny little bitch that gets salty over every little thing in the world. Usually found wearing a diaper because when he gets salty he shits everywhere.

Cameron Fortin is a salty bitch

by TrannysRus February 6, 2019

Thomas Fortin

The Best friend a girl/guy can have! A Really great bf he cares very deeply for the girl he's with!

Do you Know Thomas?
Thomas who?
Thomas Fortin He's my best friend and has been for a very long time!

by atlillian October 14, 2011

Jacob Fortin

This is a boy, or girl, (no one knows their actual gender) They enjoy playing FORTNITE and SHELLSHOCKERS 12 hours a day, 8 days a week. Looks pretty sick in his big ass gamer head phones. Kinda lowkey a thot and can easily finesse your bitch. Always bullies little girls named Liam. Some ppl might consider him a gay pedophile cuz he likes little boys named Ryan more than his girlfriend. Really enjoys music, mostly Ariana Grande and likes to participate in show choir. These poor kids tend to get bullied a lot but its ok cuz they have awesome girlfriends that write things on Urban dictionary for them.

Omg that guy is getting shoved into a locker, his name must be Jacob Fortin.

by fhcisbjdsbfjbasofbosafbosabgfo December 20, 2018

Fortified Election

Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters

well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election

by FuzzyMeep February 6, 2021

B-52 Strike farting

Flatulence that sounds like a heavy bomber strike.

After the Burrito dinner B-52 Strike farting was heard in the car!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016