Forked Up 

Being morbidly obese or absurdly fat and disproportionate.

Dude that chick at mcdonalds is so forked up

Forked Up by nnarx August 4, 2022

Forked Up 

1.Being morbidly obese

2. Eating a lot of food

a reference to the deviant artist Forksporks

Oh my god she's so forked up

Forked Up by nnarx August 5, 2022

forked 

When you buy 4 packs of 500 forks and then go to somebody's house who you hate at night. Then, you put all of the forks into the ground with the handle out. When the person/people wake up, they will have 2000 forks in their front yard that they must go pick out - one-by-one - by hand.

"Dude, we should so fork Adam's house on Saturday."
"I'll buy the forks and meet me at 11:30"

forked by Laura October 9, 2004

Forked Tongue 

a person who says one thing and does another as defined by Native Americans describing the first Illegal Aliens, the Anglo-Saxons breaking promises and treaties, with a snakes tongue for them taking their land by force with no compensation and forcing them to live in inhospitable areas like Oklahoma which Indians avoided before the advent of reservations

Chief~"Me no trust White Man, he speaks with Forked Tongue"

Forked Tongue by Heifcliff August 13, 2008

forked dick 

When a dick is like a snake tongue and forks at the base so you technically have two penises and can get two girls down on you at the same time

Me: Did you know John has a forked dick?

Gabby: Omg we can go down on him together!

forked dick by Claritan_d June 9, 2018

speaking in forked tongues

To lie from the pulpit or otherwise use religion to try to get someone to trust you when you're just bu**s**tting them.

I see all of these televangelists ranting and roaring about Hellfire and damnation, but in many cases I suspect that they are merely speaking in forked tongues because they are just trying to get their viewers to donate money.

speaking in forked tongues by QuacksO August 7, 2019

Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.

Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.

Forked pee by Steven-O July 22, 2018