Flute Section
"the flutes are the best looking section, consisting of the loudest, outgoing, and most random people in the marching band, and are yet, the coolest."
Flute Section by t0astyt0es May 24, 2009
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flute section
a section in a marching band that contains mostly girls and a few guys with arterial motives. they seem normal but anyone who in it will realize that they are extremely naughty, weird, nasty, perverted and conduct bizarre rituals that are unnecessary and disgusting. but they do consist mainly of the hottest girls in the band and most skilled players. they refer to themselves as fluties.
clarinet section: i wish i was as hot as the flutes.
male flutist: why did i join this section? oh ya that's why.
flute section leader: this Saturday is our annual secret initiation ritual.
male flutist: why did i join this section? oh ya that's why.
flute section leader: this Saturday is our annual secret initiation ritual.
flute section by kingoffluties November 3, 2013
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Flute Section
The Flute Section is usually filled with girls with a few guys. Usually loud, outgoing, and obnoxious. Band directors tend to not like them but they dont care. Flute Sections usually have a high population of LGBTQ+ people. All girls in the flute section are somewhat hot and all FREAKING FABULOUS.
Flute 1: OMG GUYS!!!!! THE TRUMPETS ARE MAKING FUN OF US AGAIN.
Flute 2: You have a flute. Use it.
Flute 3: Guys, im gay.
All Female Flutes: We know.
All Flutes: God I love the Flute Section.
Flute 2: You have a flute. Use it.
Flute 3: Guys, im gay.
All Female Flutes: We know.
All Flutes: God I love the Flute Section.
Flute Section by FireDuckDefinitions July 27, 2017
flute section
Flute players are the whores of the marching band. Their existance on the field is pointless, seeing as they always miss their dots and suck at their instruments. You can't hear them at all, anyway.
If you play flute, you are probably a whore. Flutes throw their skinny, ugly whore bodies at the drumline boys, in hopes that they can date a "HOTT" snare drummer. If you are a girl in drumline, a flute is likely to befriend you in a sad attempt to get closer to drumline boys.
Flutes will try to switch to oboe or bassoon or even percussion to be able to spend time with drumline boys. But the percussion director won't let them because (s)he hates all band kids. Period.
If you play flute, you are probably a whore. Flutes throw their skinny, ugly whore bodies at the drumline boys, in hopes that they can date a "HOTT" snare drummer. If you are a girl in drumline, a flute is likely to befriend you in a sad attempt to get closer to drumline boys.
Flutes will try to switch to oboe or bassoon or even percussion to be able to spend time with drumline boys. But the percussion director won't let them because (s)he hates all band kids. Period.
Drumline girl: Oh my gosh, ew. Look at that flute section. They're so ugly. If they spent as much time practicing their flute as they did stalking the drumline, they'd be amazing.
Oboe/bassoon girl: People in the flute section are ugly and stupid. They could never handle the pressure of playing a double reed instrument.
Drumline boy: I wish these flute section whores would leave us alone. They're ugly as hell.
Flute section: Wow, I bet all these people in drumline love us!
Oboe/bassoon girl: People in the flute section are ugly and stupid. They could never handle the pressure of playing a double reed instrument.
Drumline boy: I wish these flute section whores would leave us alone. They're ugly as hell.
Flute section: Wow, I bet all these people in drumline love us!
flute section by bassoonsarebeast November 22, 2010
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