kingoffluties's definitions

flute section

a section in a marching band that contains mostly girls and a few guys with arterial motives. they seem normal but anyone who in it will realize that they are extremely naughty, weird, nasty, perverted and conduct bizarre rituals that are unnecessary and disgusting. but they do consist mainly of the hottest girls in the band and most skilled players. they refer to themselves as fluties.

clarinet section: i wish i was as hot as the flutes.
male flutist: why did i join this section? oh ya that's why.
flute section leader: this Saturday is our annual secret initiation ritual.

by kingoffluties November 3, 2013