flunatic

a flu lunatic; someone who treats the coronavirus like it's the bubonic plague

Mike: Have you guys even used hand sanitizer today?!?!?!?!

Ted: Shut up Mike. Stop being a flunatic.

by Chodles19 December 19, 2021

Flunatic

Freelance flu groupie/hobbyist who spends days camped out at the computer monitoring the coming ManBearPig Flu pandemic and reporting each recorded sneeze and sniffle.

The flunatics must be having a mass doomgasm right about now, eh?

by GeneralisEMO April 29, 2009