Fluffle-Chum

A Fluffle-Chum is a person who is not feeling well but is still very fuckable.

"Libby, you are such a fluffle-Chum"

Person one: I'm not feeling to good

Person two: shh my lil fluffle-Chum let me put my shlong dong in your chum bucket.

Fluffle-Chum by StoopidCunt November 9, 2021

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Flufflechum

A Flufflechum is someone who is not feeling well but is still cute and fuckable.

"Libby, you are such a flufflechum"

Person one: I'm not feeling to good

Person two: shh my lil flufflechum let me put my shlong dong in your chum bucket.

Flufflechum by StoopidCunt November 9, 2021

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flufflecumpshous

A creature that is described and fluffy, comfortable, delicious, and adorable. You use this word when you are so overwhelmed with cuteness, that you want to go full ham on bros ass. (Cuteness aggression)

I love him so much he's so flufflecumpshous!!!
I'm gonna murder him, he's so flufflecumpshous!!
I'm being attacked by a dog but it okay because he's FLUFFLECUMPSHOUS!!!!!

flufflecumpshous by Greato2aquisquirrelbutt August 1, 2024

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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