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Flubber Dubber 

Daddy did u bring protection, yep I brought the Flubber Dubber
Flubber Dubber by XxCtrl_Alt_BushxX November 15, 2018

Flubber Dubber 

Someone who sticks their hand up their butthole and pulls out poopoo
You're being a real Flubber Dubber.

Flubber dubber 

Flubber dubber is the act of tit fucking your fat friend while he licks peanut butter off of your testicals
Doug loves when cole does flubber dubber to him
Flubber dubber by Bigdaddytyreek69 November 8, 2019

FLUBBER JUBBER NUBBER DUBBER 

"THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS, EVERY THING ELSE IS FLUBBER JUBBER NUBBER DUBBER".

Flabber Dabber 

When a man becomes so fat that he can dab with his belly.
He is a flabber dabber.
Flabber Dabber by Beeg nene May 20, 2020

Flibber Dabber

see also lollygagging
fooling around not following any direction or direct action
you're such a flibber dabber, would you pay attention please.
Flibber Dabber by Deleterious805 April 20, 2018
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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