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Flu-Flu by Beetlejuice3 January 10, 2016
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flu flu by Sam albert is so fine Cook July 7, 2003
MAN FLU [ man flu]
An affliction that affects the Y chromosome in the human population. symptoms include delirium, headaches, chronic fatigue, catarrh, severe confusion, sniffles and a bit of a cough. Has been linked to hypochondria though as yet no scientific link has been proved.In the event of a suspected case of Manflu, you are advised to keep the patient hydrated via the normal fluid intake: to wit;usual fluids (water, fruit juice beer and spirits). Fat intake is also recommended to give the patient calorific energy.We recommend protein, carbohydrate, fat in the ratio of 2:4:9.
IN NO CASE should the suspected patient be made to perform any arduous tasks since this will only lead to a relapse if said patient is not ready.
As stated and signed.I.M.Llyere (W.H.O.) European Advisor in Pathogene Studies0.
IN NO CASE should the suspected patient be made to perform any arduous tasks since this will only lead to a relapse if said patient is not ready.
As stated and signed.I.M.Llyere (W.H.O.) European Advisor in Pathogene Studies0.
MAN FLU [ man flu] by will8371 January 17, 2009
Flu Shot Flu
Dude 1. Hey, what’s wrong with you? You look like shit.
Dude 2. I also feel like shit. I got my flu shot yesterday, now I have flu shot flu.
Dude 2. I also feel like shit. I got my flu shot yesterday, now I have flu shot flu.
Flu Shot Flu by Ski25 November 13, 2011
flu-de-flu
flu-de-flu by selbinator October 24, 2019
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