Flowsiden 

Flowsiden is the highest a flow bro can be on the scale of flow greatness. If one of your fellow Flow Bros has flow so fresh that there is no other way to describe him other than, flow god, flowsiden is an appropriate name. Flowsiden is a term originated by lax star "Con Bro Chill". Many bros who have flow are either sick at hockey, lax, or both.

"Look at his lettuce, its so flowtastic, i think im going to have a flowgasm, he must be flowsiden"

"chad, is flowsiden, he has mad flow.

Flowsiden by cthockey14 October 19, 2010

Flowseidon 

Referring to flow as the elegant "flow" of hair from the back of a lacrosse player's helmet....

Flowseidon is the great god of all that is flow. He governs flow from the crispiest younglings to the highest echelons of overflow. Flowseidon is the final verdict on any young bucks who believe they have achieved flowfection.

Flowbro: Is it really you?

Flowseidon: IT IS I! FLOWSEEEEEEEIDON!

Flowseidon by Reidgwk August 6, 2009

Flossidexity 

Once They See It, They Wanna Be It.

Niggas be flossidexity, damn shame.

Flossidexity by Flossidexity June 14, 2016

flowrider 

Flowrider - a so called "new generation wave generator," where riders are able to "stimulate" riding a wave, but fails miserably from the whole purpose of being at the beach and surfing. It's also a big marketing that will force many rich, fat, posers to claim they know how to surf, when undoubtly "Flowriders" will give the term Gook (surf poser) a whole new meaning. Flowriders are popping up everywhere, like San Diego's WaveHouse. Save your money, don't fall for this BS, I rode it, and it wasn't all that great, it's just a get rich scheme by a Republican non-surfer industry company, who is not an environmentalist, and also likes the idea of wasting thousands gallons of water.

Gook 1: Surfs up! Did you see me carving off of that the wave?
Gook 2: Like oh my god, that was narly! I hanged 10 and did a cutback like pro surfer Rob Mochado, I'm so cool.
Man: You posers, that was only a flowrider, and I can't believe you paid $20 for a 5 minute session.

flowrider by Who is Mike Jones? Mike Jones! October 9, 2005

Flowrider 

A person who enjoys sex with menstruating women.

He loves that time of month...he is such a flowrider.

Flowrider by effert9009 December 20, 2009

flopcident 

When injuries, spills, accidents and incidents causing any type of mess that requires cleaning with napkins, towels, etc. during the commission of an active flop.

We need antibiotic ointment, paper towels and duct tape in the other room for this flopcident.

flopcident by Moon_Pie_004 April 22, 2011

flowsie 

a lovely person in Oklahoma

That Flowsie sure is sweet.

flowsie by 59589 November 24, 2006