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Florissant

The last bastion of civilization in NoCo. A victim of white flight, and cautionary reminder to keep up your credit score. Florissant is a diverse neighborhood, full of black people that feel they are finally moving up and white people that are too poor to move away from them.
For people living in St Charles, Flo Mo is the hood. For the tough-ass people of Florissant, the REAL hood is the unincorporated areas surrounding Florissant that have fewer housing restrictions, lower standards, and taller grass. The unwashed masses in unincorporated WISH they lived in Florissant. "I live in Florissant, at 367 and Parker." "That ain't Florissant, dumbass." "I have a Flo Mo zip code!" "That don't mean shit. Those are county cops busting your keggers, bitch."
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Florissant by oldestgenxer December 10, 2010
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Greg,the florist, was the best at teaching new florist the ways of florism.
Florism by Nightcorequeen47 November 5, 2017

Florisa Mae 

A slutty short philipino female who gives "it" up to easily, frequently dating the previous boyfriend's friends solely to promote jealuosly in the previous boyfriend, a girl that CANT SWIM but still considers herself philipino, this type of girl is not one you should come in contact with and keep a good distance, Not the most colorful crayon in the 132 pack
John:Oh are you going to the party tonight?
Henry: Yeah, theres going to be several Florisa Mae's there and I am hoping to get some
Florisa Mae by ShitTalkingCamels September 30, 2011

florista 

word used to describe a hippie protestor who can be loud and proud even though unsure of why and certainly uncabable of physical anything.
Rosepetal - Down with the establishment! Down with tradition!

Cop 1 - Look at the floristas. . . raise your baton.

Rosepetal - Ah! RUN!!!

Cop 2 - Ha! Good one.
florista by Harry Day March 13, 2010

Floristat 

When you shit to much that you feel the pain around the side of your pelvis
Dayum, Vic, I just got a Floristat from releasing too much poop
Floristat by Reloading wits May 13, 2016

Forsmark 

The home of the species wernersius homoso. They only drink "saft"! It's a swedish gay drink! just like wernesius! ;)
Example: "How the fuck did this happen, i like Forsmark saft, only." quotation - Emillus wernerus.
Forsmark by MSRÖJ October 29, 2011

floriasgarden 

an amazing fanpage on tiktok! they currently have 1.6k followers but deserve 160k!! i hope some day to meet them! :)
hey! @floriasgarden just came out with a new video!!
other; really? i need to check it out! their content is so enjoyable!! omg UwU
floriasgarden by Cologne April 6, 2021