Florida baking 

Put cookies on a tray, then the tray on the dashboard and say "the cookies are done when the baby stops screaming."

U hear of Florida baking? (Then explain definition)

Florida baking by EhmJay69 October 18, 2019

Florida barking spiders 

When someone "toots" a few short ones in a row and then blames them on the "Florida barking spiders."

Oh! humm musta been those Florida barking spiders!

Florida barking spiders by Delmuire December 23, 2009