Floppity jillionth 

A very small amount, usually used in defining monetary amounts. This word cannot be used in the plural form, such as floppty jillion dollars.

I bet Christian a floppity jillionth of a dollar that that was not Joe.

Floppity jillionth by Cash Money Cash January 18, 2011

Floppity Jillion

A vast uncountable amount of something.

''I would bet you a floppity jillion dollars that she's not calling to break up with you.''

'Robin Scherbatsky' talking to 'Ted Mosby' in 'How I Met Your Mother' TV Show Season 1 Episode 17

Floppity Jillion by John Legen-dary October 28, 2011