Flog the dolphin

To spank the monkey, beat the meat, or also known as masterbation.

Joshs wife wouldn't give him sex in the morning so when she was in the shower he decided to flog the dolphin.

by Assi9 January 5, 2017

flogging the dolphin

Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.

after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.

by charlie July 16, 2003

Flog the Dolphin

to violently wack off

Jims mom caught him flogging the dolphin

by bill gates February 6, 2003

Flogging the dolphin

Euphemism for masturbation. Primarily male oriented but can be unisex.

Hey, how did your date go last night?
It didn't. I was stood up, so I ended up staying home and flogging the dolphin.

by ZydrateGirl October 30, 2013

flogging the dolphin

to jerk off;masturbate;rubbing one out

Joe didnt get it in with his girlfriend,so instead he started flogging the dolphin

by tmmmmmmmmmmmmm June 6, 2011

Flog the Dolphin

Term for masturbation; used in the movie "There's Something About Mary" by "Woogie/Dom" in reference to Ben Stiller's lack of beating off

You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!

by Penguin6427 October 12, 2008

Flog the Dolphin

1. verb
To beat savagely a mammalious aquatic creature (dolphin) with a rod or other blunt instrument
2. Flogging the dolphin
Masturbation

1. "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
2 "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."

by Anonymous April 4, 2003