To become disoriented and flustered
When Sammy is ordering thai food and matt is playing with Zeus and it distracts Sam and her ability to order the food she becomes Flathered
by DillyMyHoles November 9, 2022
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Mobster: We got him, boss. Now what?
Boss: The guys got a fatherbed all laid out for him in the woods. Make sure he gets some rest.
Mobster: Sure thing, boss.
Boss: The guys got a fatherbed all laid out for him in the woods. Make sure he gets some rest.
Mobster: Sure thing, boss.
by Wertheworld July 26, 2020
Get the Fatherbed mug.When saying Jesus Christ isn't enough to emphasize a point, you gotta do your dizzle by throwing in a delectable adjective. "Feathered" happens to be one of the finest terms available to use.
Student 1: I know that isn't your work. You for sure made that crap up!
Student 2: What? That's my work, I brought the ruckus on this assignment.
Student 1: Please, how you finna lie to me? That isn't your work!
Student 2: Jesus Feathered Christ, it is my work! Back off!
Student 2: What? That's my work, I brought the ruckus on this assignment.
Student 1: Please, how you finna lie to me? That isn't your work!
Student 2: Jesus Feathered Christ, it is my work! Back off!
by Hazzypoo August 31, 2013
Get the Jesus Feathered Christ mug.Someone who was and is hated by everyone including his own mother who refused to pick him up as a baby resulting in a flat back part of his head.
That guy acts like such a Flathead Craig, no wonder his wife left. He would need to improve himself to even be a choad
by 4Marley11 November 4, 2017
Get the Flathead Craig mug.In Dublinese, to achieve a state of inebriation that renders one frivolous, silly and dangerously prone to saying things like, 'I love you man' and 'You're me besht mate, seriously; whaddaya fuckin' laffin' at? Ye prick. I never liked you anyway...'
by TopDecco May 14, 2005
Get the fluthered mug.Getting hit in the balls really hard, the type of ball kicks that a kickboxer would cower in fear of. Originally a joke from a Sam O'Nella video about Slang words he doesn't understand.
Person 1: Woah dude, you just got feathered.
Person 2: Fuck you, don't try to downplay my suffering.
Person 2: Fuck you, don't try to downplay my suffering.
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