flutelet

a flute player.
flutelets happen to be the beastest, most awesomest, amazingest, fantabulous people ever, just like their instruments. flutes are the only instruments that sound amazing no matter what.

Bob: hey, what do you play?
Jess: oh, i play flute
*Bob faints because the power of the flute is just too amazing for him*
Jess: yeah, go FLUTELETS!

flutelet by sheeeeeekey December 31, 2009

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Fluteled

The sexual act of simulating the playing of a flute on a man's penis.

Damn that girl fluteled me last night. She was a virgin so I should have expected it.

Fluteled by No. 1 Papa Slurp June 8, 2021

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Flatelets

The particle inhaled by those unlucky enough to smell your fart

I breathed in your flatelets. Thanks bruh

Flatelets by JT1111 May 18, 2025

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Flatelet

The poo floater particle lingering around after you fart

That fart stinks so bad I’m pretty sure I just ate flatelets

Flatelet by JT1111 May 31, 2025

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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