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Flat Fuck Friday 

the day with a flat fucking gator as the mascot, and the day after Out of Touch Thursday.
Person: "IT'S FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOU FUCKING LOSERS"
Flat Fuck Friday by Wyatt9017 September 25, 2020
n. 20th century. A lesbian. Alludes to what is presumed the way lesbians have sex: the rubbing up against each other.
flat fuck by super love May 29, 2003
A person, usually of the opposite sex, who barely meets your fuck standards.
Malcolm: "Tina's ass is dive-worthy but her face pisses me off!"

Jebediah: "Yeah man, she's definitely a flat fuck and nothing more."
Flat Fuck by Ohaooa May 3, 2008
Basically when a woman has a chest flatter than any men’s chest so you have to call them a flat fuck because of it.
Milton: Dude, Kris has a chest flatter than paper.
Jasmine: So she’s a flat fuck!