Flat fucks

Ay bro pass me the flat fucks and the maple syrup please I don't want the fat fucks.

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Flat Fuck Friday

the day with a flat fucking gator as the mascot, and the day after Out of Touch Thursday.

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n. 20th century. A lesbian. Alludes to what is presumed the way lesbians have sex: the rubbing up against each other.

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A person, usually of the opposite sex, who barely meets your fuck standards.

Malcolm: "Tina's ass is dive-worthy but her face pisses me off!"

Jebediah: "Yeah man, she's definitely a flat fuck and nothing more."

Flat Fuck by Ohaooa May 3, 2008

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Basically when a woman has a chest flatter than any men’s chest so you have to call them a flat fuck because of it.

Milton: Dude, Kris has a chest flatter than paper.
Jasmine: So she’s a flat fuck!

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