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Flat Fuck Friday 

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the day with a flat fucking gator as the mascot, and the day after Out of Touch Thursday.
Person: "IT'S FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOU FUCKING LOSERS"
Flat Fuck Friday by Wyatt9017 September 25, 2020
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flat fuck

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n. 20th century. A lesbian. Alludes to what is presumed the way lesbians have sex: the rubbing up against each other.
flat fuck by super love May 29, 2003
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Flat Fuck

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A person, usually of the opposite sex, who barely meets your fuck standards.
Malcolm: "Tina's ass is dive-worthy but her face pisses me off!"

Jebediah: "Yeah man, she's definitely a flat fuck and nothing more."
Flat Fuck by Ohaooa May 3, 2008
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Flat fuck

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Basically when a woman has a chest flatter than any men’s chest so you have to call them a flat fuck because of it.
Milton: Dude, Kris has a chest flatter than paper.
Jasmine: So she’s a flat fuck!
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breatharian 

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One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
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