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I dated a girl from Flat Rock last year, she was white trash and her dad was a Walmart Wolverine. But at least she put out.
Flat Rock by TicklemeEmo October 10, 2005
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Flat Rock
A very small town in southeastern Michigan that has a total area of only 6.8 miles. For a very small town it is actually pretty busy on Telegraph road where their are a variety of fast food restaurants and the Flat Rock Speedway and a bowling alley, it also has a driving school where most of the crappy drivers in wayne and monroe county learn to drive. It also has an abandoned K-mart which looks like hell with weeds growing all over the damn place. The high school is a small school full of white trash, wiggers, blacks, and emo's. And when I say emo's I mean emo's just a ton of them. So to put it simply Flat Rock is a very small town with many residents below the poverty level and very odd kids.
Kid: "Hey look at those weird emo kids walking down the street"
Friend: "Ugh emo kids they must be from Flat Rock.
Friend: "Ugh emo kids they must be from Flat Rock.
Flat Rock by downriversmellz July 12, 2009
Cow pissing on a flat rock
A particularly hard rain storm. In other words, it's coming down so hard, it's as if a cow is pissing on a flat rock.
"Wow, look at them clouds rolling in."
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"
Cow pissing on a flat rock by HAL 9000 February 26, 2008
raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock
"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"
raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock by Carl J. Maltese April 28, 2007
Pissing on a flat rock
Would you look at the rain? Just like a frog pissing on a flat rock.
The bills are piling up like a mule pissing on a flat rock
The bills are piling up like a mule pissing on a flat rock
Pissing on a flat rock by Larin Noel October 2, 2016
bull pissing on a flat rock
bull pissing on a flat rock by #1toohottie November 30, 2017
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