Flat Irish

noun;

1. An uninteresting person

2. A disappointing experience that fails to meet expectation or hype

syn;
plain, dull, beige

Friend 1: “How was your date?”
Friend 2: “Eh. They turned out to be a real Flat Irish.”

by hwiskey_dick_wilson June 23, 2018

Flat as Iris

Someone that is so flat they make walls jealous

Someone who has no bitties

She has no Bitties so she as flat as iris

by Fakename12 May 22, 2020