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When someone purposely blinds themselves with a flashlight, usually after seeing something disturbing.
After seeing his friends facebook page, Jim commited flashlight suicide.
by SpecialBomb September 19, 2016
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Jan 26 Word of the Day
a sudden illness experienced on January 20, 2021 when you can’t go into work because you must celebrate the the swearing in of President Joe Biden & Vice-President Kamala Harris signaling the end of the 1460 day hostage situation otherwise known as the Trump Presidency & the defeat of the Potatriot Uprising of January 6, 2021.
I couldn’t go in Wednesday. I had the inauguvirus
by Sonicbo0mz January 21, 2021
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